国外也有段子手：每周都在定义XJBT的行业标杆

大家好，欢迎收看新年第一期“国外也有段子手”！上周英超的比赛精彩异常，不仅有莱斯特城与曼城的天王山之战，还有切尔西与曼联的红蓝大战，而利物浦也在自己的比赛中贡献出了十足的看点。来看看歪果仁对本周比赛的吐槽吧！

【利物浦2-2桑德兰，最后时刻连丢两球被扳平】

iamPause(利物浦球迷)：上半场精彩镜头集锦如下：(Notable Gifs from the First Half：)

Kojimaforever(利文斯顿球迷)：红军球迷走的真是时候。(Liverpool fans left just in time then.)

Kloppite1(利物浦球迷)：我们的防守太忠诚了，第77分钟跟着球迷一起走了。(Our defence showed solidarity with the fans and also joined the walkout in the 77th minute)

parzx(利物浦球迷)：那米尼奥莱大概是去年夏天就走了。(Mignolet walked out last summer)

Ajudge08(利物浦球迷)：我们简直每周都在定义xjbt的行业标杆。(We set a new standard on how to fuck things up every week it seems like.)

The_flying_ninja(利物浦球迷)：居然还有人说我们表现不够稳定、不够有创造力，我们每周都在非常稳定地用创造性的方式xjbt。(And people say we are Inconsistent and not creative enough, You wouldn't find a team anywhere in the world with as many creative ways to throw games and lose points.)

【莱斯特城3-1客胜曼城，5分领跑积分榜】

Vesto22(米兰球迷)：狐狸绝对配得上胜利，曼城也是自己作死。最后希望图雷享受他在曼城的最后一个赛季，因为瓜迪奥拉是不会让这么一个傻大个在场上毫无作为的。(Leicester undoubtably deserved a win, but more so because City didn't deserve it. I hope Yaya Toure enjoys his last season here, because there is no way in hell that Guardiola allows a gigantic waste of space to walk around the field for 51 minutes.)

brokenbadlab(利物浦球迷)：丫丫在中国好好养老啊。(Have fun in China Yaya)

phingley(德比郡球迷)：作为一名哲学系的学生，莱斯特城对我的核心信念造成的影响远超任何唯心主义问题。(As a philosophy student, Leicester this season have challenged my core beliefs much more than any metaphysical problem ever has.)

EliteKill(以色列球迷)：简直就像是在玩FIFA，不敢相信这是现实。(It's like someone playing Manager Mode on FIFA. This doesn't belong in reality.)

muhelos(莱斯特城球迷)：哈哈哈哈真的要赢了！(Hahahaha it's actually happening.)

johnsonjohnson28(伯恩茅斯球迷)：这场比赛一定没有中立球迷，任何非曼城球迷都会支持狐狸的。(This must be one of the few matches when there will be absolutely no neutrals. Any none City fan surely wants Leicester to win this.)

istoppedwrithing(喀拉拉球迷)：哈哈曼城球迷离场的时候，狐狸球迷还在大喊“火警响了吗”！(Lol Leicester fans chanting "Is there a fire drill" as city fans go out rapidly)

VixVixious(尤文球迷)：段子城。(Bantester City)

Guinness2702(莱斯特城球迷)：你们别扯淡！我们踢得就是翔，保级还没成功呢！(Shhh! Just shut the fuck up. We're shit and still trying to stay out of the relegation zone!)

【切尔西1-1曼联，德赫亚各种神扑】

W00dhouser12(切尔西球迷)：曼联摆着大巴，我们拥有弗格森时间，哈哈。(Man utd parked the bus while we had fergie time, lol)

liamnesss(曼联球迷)：摆大巴什么的我们也不想啊，没办法实在是拿不住球。(Don't think the bus-parking was intentional, just couldn't hold onto the ball for shit.)

DobiusMick(埃弗顿球迷)：今天两边门将真是世界级。(Both keepers absolutely top class today)

VengefulKM(切尔西球迷)：马竞出品，必属精品。(Both played for Atletico too.)

Alder_(曼联球迷)：每场切尔西比赛，好像都有人戴面具啊。(Whenever I watch Chelsea, it always seems like someone is wearing a face mask.)

Nightbynight(切尔西球迷)：告诉你吧，切尔西已经连续37场比赛有人戴面具了，英超纪录哦。(Fun fact: we've had a player wear a face mask for 37 consecutive games, a premier league record.)

【巴萨7-0巴伦西亚，苏牙大四喜梅西戴帽】

Tuatara4(马竞球迷)：苏亚雷斯4-3梅西，两人杀得难解难分。(Suarez 4-3 Messi. Close game)

BobLoblawh(切尔西球迷)：这么一说内马尔真是不行啊。(Poor Neymar tho)

PakiIronman(巴西球迷)：该去中国了。(China will take him.)

mywfone(中立球迷)：内维尔不愧是天空体育评论员，天空才是他输球的极限。(in Neville's case, Sky really is the limit)

rust1v1m8(斯旺西球迷)：也许要阻止巴萨只有一种方法了，把他们在禁区内放倒让他们罚点球。(Think the best way to stop Barca is genuinely to foul them in the box, they're probably more likely to miss the penalty than from open play)

Deulo(中立球迷)：个人认为，巴伦西亚晋级无望了。(Personally, I don't think Valencia will advance to the final)

Jayveesac(阿森纳球迷)：别妄下定论啊，说不定下回合切里舍夫为巴萨出场淘汰巴萨呢。(Don't be so sure, Cheryshev might suit up for Barcelona and get them disqualified)